Guys!! iam back again… chinta mat karo is baar kisiki lunga nahi..
I am posting 1 of my secret admirer’s Master Piece..
***Fake CET IPL Watcher:::
**Guys....enuf of livelihood shit!!
Now movin into the trendy topics these days...
The best thing hovering around in every one's mouths these days.....IPL...
Now CET's associated wid it like this.....
**A look into theTeams.....and the guys who support them in the Rann bhoomi, 'Hostel 7 Common Room'
*Dukkan Chokers(DC) :: Believe me guys, these are real Chokers n so are the frenzy fans who boast on previous performances... Kab kaise khelte hai kisi ko bhi pata nahi hota
Supported by the Grand Oldman of CET "budha", ever shouting 'bacha', dancing 'anna',ever ready to get f***ed up'RRBC'primarily .....These guys bank on past performances and present with a 'Superficial' side...but facts are facts and they 'Choke'.......No one else ever takes their side.
*(D)Billi Darpok Devils(DD) :: Cup ka darshan karke aana inka kaam hai...utha le aana nahi...Semifinal sureshot chokers...
Supported by 'Hemu', 'Tatanka', 'Panda' and some petty support from here and there.......No one really cares about it except on its match days....
*Cheeni superkids(CSK) :: These Superkids play with both gilli and danda at the same time (allrounders)
but jack of all trades master of none..kuch ukhaad nahi paate...
Supported by Captain crazy and frustrating 'Presi'(P.S. never argue with him...u'll lose ur mind listenin his insanity); 'Reshma' (net pe score dekhenge...jeete tho CSK nahi tho party change.. iss se bhi argue karna bekar hai...similiar reasons);
humorous 'Marandi'(lively supporter can literally f**k any other supporter with his team performing) and the silent 'Bazaari Budha'.... Nearly all others hate this team...
*Kal kya aata Kite Riders(KKR) :: Kis ko pata 'Kal ho na ho' par KKR harega yeh sabko hai pata....Outrageous team....no
more comments.....
Supported for bollywud reasons by Dr.P***. n rest....No one else gives a damn about it....not even SRK :p
*Mom n bhai Indicans.. (MI) :: Bhagwaan ke sharan mein insincere devotees....God's grace we win or we surrender....Was
previously famous for its chokin spirit nd now a days showin some aukaat bahar performances...
Supported by almost every one..Devotees jyaada hai yaha pe...but mostly 'ghoda', 'dhandu', 'abu', 'hanuman', 'bihari'..
(P.S. The all famous 'Critics' has a great likin for the chimpanzee player of the side).... Atheists sometimes worship the God and on other occasions
go kick the asses of the devotees...
*Rural Chillars Bandarluru(RCB) ::
Jumbo ke ishaare pe naachte bandar..
Ups nd Downs bahut hai..
.Khiladi rakhe hai par hai tohbandar...
kab khelenge aur kab nahi, No Idea!!...
Supported for foreign reasons by 'Chakka'and party....Can find support from here and there but hardly any dedicated ones...
*Roadsthan Romeos (RR) :: Magician ke jaal me phase murde hai...The wizard casts a spell and these dummies act accordingly...Jaadu hamesha nahi chalta...aur dummies phas jaate hai....
Supported by 'Gachi'....Shaayad ek hi hai...Alas !...no one takes their side ever!! Sab Magic show dekhte hai...interesting hone se paisa phekenge nahi toh gali or joote(shoes) :p
*Koolies XI Plaform (KXI P) :: Now this is called Slump...Ambani se Ambarpet bhikari bane hai...aaj kal bheek maangte maangte
maarne ki mood mai hai...
Supported by 'Baba'(now he's deserted it too)....People feel pity and clap for its performances..But none so serious about it....
***Besides this we have some special entries from so called neutral guys.....
The very famous 'Critics' who has something to say about anything and get his legs pulled for his 'expert comments' by the lot...
Then there's PJ king 'Genhoo'...... who amuses himself pulling legs rather than watchin any match...
We have a 'Hemu', who comes just to kick the asses...
There's also 'Jagan'...who keeps himself secure and spit fire on others...Guys waitin to drench him in balls of fire!!
And many more....but are negligible....owing to their poor attendance in the Common Room...
Anyways....Many more to come....
Hasta la vista!!!
